Not a drop!

So, what have you been doing lately?

you mean besides going out everynight?

yeah, i mean what do you do for work?

well, this is my work. i'm sort of a sexual anthropologist.

you mean like a hooker?

i write a column called "sex and the city". right now i'm researching an article about women who have sex like men. you konw, they have sex and then afterwards they feel nothing.

but you're not like that!

well, aren't you?

not a drop! not even half a drop!!

wow! what's wrong with you?

i get it! you've never been in love!

oh, yeah?!

yeah!

suddenly i felt the wind knocked out of me! i wanted to crawl under the covers and go right to sleep!!