The past was sleeping right next to me!

[That night i thought i could put the whole Barbara thing out of my mind. after all Mr. Big was with me now!!]

Barbara: nibbling his ear lobes? how sweet! let me show you how it's really done!

[ So i guess you couldn't avoid a threesome because even if you're the only person in the bed, someone has always been there before you!]

What just happened? where'd you go?

I was preoccupied!

No kidding! about what?

[ your ex-eife's breasts, your ex-wife's lips, your ex-wifes long legs!]

My column!

You know, i didn't tell you i was married because it was a long time ago!

What happend?

Alienation of aafection followed by divorce! let's not talk about the past! please!

[What Mr. Big didn't realize was the past was sleeping right next to me!!!]