Maybe i'm not perfect!

[ I showed up at this apartment feeling sexy and confident. wearing my secret- waepon skirt that reaaly hugged my hips. i was ready to go. he didn't have a prayer!]

Very nice! come on in. i'm watching the fight!

Come on ! let me watch this! Jesus carrie! come on! would you knock it the fuck off? i'm trying to watch this fight!

Fine! i'll leave!

What is wrong with you? why are you acting so nuts?

Maybe i'm not perfect! maybe i don't fit into your perfect life, with your perfect apartment and your perfect-pay-per-view fight! maybe i should leave!?!

[ I stood there and waited for the obligatory... he's-coming-to-stop-me ten secenods. he didn't!]