Hey, did i wake you?
Not at all!
Question! Why do people get married if they're not in love?
I don't know! comanionship! guilt! political asylum!?
Why did you get married?
I was a fool in love!
That is so sweet!
and then i was a fool in divorce court!
Now you're just a fool!
Exactly! which is why i'm never getting married again!
[Suddenly, i had to concentrate on breating!]
Are you in bed with someone?
No! are you?
Just three slices of wedding cake! you jealous?
That depends! what are your plans for the frosting?
Good night!
Good night!
[ I hung up the phone wondering could i date a man who would never get married?]
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