Do you believe in love at first sight?

Hello!
Hey, i was just at this party and two people who met a week ago announced their engagement.
And?
I don't know! isn't that a bit shocking?!
This is New York! nothing's shocking! we've embraced public urination!
yeah, but these people think they're soul mates!
Did they actually use the term soul mates?
Yes, several times!
Then i give them three months! what are you wearing?
Do you belive in love at first sight?
I believe in lust at first sight!
I'm serious!
So am i! come on! i need a visual!
I don't know! a top, strapless, denim!
Hoo!
Hey, were you asleep when i called?
Yes!
Sorry!
That's ok! but, next time, be at the door ... naked!!!