What are you doing on the big day?

Hey! it's me! carrie!
How are you doing?
Great! i wanted to call and thank you for the flowers! that was thoughtful of you!
Yeah! yeah! my secretary had it on her calendar, so ...i ... you know ...
Oh! your secretary sent them?!
No! i sent the flowers, my secretary alerted me to the day!
Oh! that was very thoughtful of her and you for sending them!
So, your'e welcome! what are you doing on the big day?
Oh, well! Stanford arrenged this party down at Layla, that Moroccan resturant. yu sould come!
[ The instant the words popped out of my mouth, i regretted them!]
Well, i made some plans already!
Oh! not! i mean, just forget it!
I could stop by later!
Oh, fine! whatever!
I may bring someone!
Yeah! come and bring that person and maybe i'll see you later and thank you again for the thoughtful flowers!
[ I couldn't believe it! i had just invited my ex and his date to my birthday party! as if getting plder wasn't traumatic enough!?!]