What type am i?

So,who is the fabulous mother in the hat and when do i get to go to church with you two?
You want to go to church?
You say that like i'm the antichrist or something?
It's just i never thought of you as the church type!
Oh! really!? what type am i?
The incredibly beautiful and intelligent type. what religion are you?
I'm no one religion in particular. i'm open to all!
- Kind of like a 7- eleven?!
Come on! i want to go to church with you and your mommy. how about this sunday?
Well, it's just a private little thing my mother and i do just the two of us. you want to go to the caribbean next week?
Sure! i'll go pack my jet ski!
No, i'm serious! we could both use a vacation. the sun, the sand, you and me! you waiting on me. can you get away?
yeah!but i can't afford it!
I'll tell you what. i'll buy the tickets, when we get to St. Barts you can buy me one big margarita!