You want me to leave socks?!

Hey beautiful!
Hi hansome!
what's this?
Just a few things you left at my place!
Oh! thanks!
[ It's like i had one too many items and i was being kicked out of the relationship express lane!
What is about Big's apartment? nothing never sticks! it's like teflon for women!]
I meant to leave that stuff at your apartment!
why?
For one thing, i don't wake up looking this! i actually need stuff to look like this and it would be nice not to have to carry it around all day with me like a nomad! It's just a few things, and you can leave stuff here!
I don't want to leave stuff here!
Not a lot of stuff, just like, you know, if you want to shave in the morning!
I shave at the gym!
I don't know, socks!
You want me to leave socks here?
Never mind what i want, what do you want?
I don't know! let's save an hour! whay don't you just tell me what i want?
No, really in your mind what is the ideal living situation for two people in a relationship!
Exactly what we have!
And, what is that?
I have my place, you have yours! we're together when we want to be, we're apart when we want to be!
Like Woody and Mia!
Before Soon-Yi!
[ Ever since Woody Allen described waving to Mia Farrow across the park single men in Manhattan had yearned for that kind of seprate togetherness! i felt like the last dinosaur!
Was i the one who needed to adapt?
Was my view of a relationship extinct?]