Saturday, September 12, 2009

I should hit you more often!





[ A few days later, i realized you could change a man, you could change him into not calling you!]
Hi!
Look at that!
N, you look at that! i've seen it alresdy!
Sorry!
Easy, no hands near the face!
Come in!
I just come over to tell you something!
You are using me, right?
Look, maybe you need a key to know that i'm crazy about you, but the thing is i've given out like five keys ... and you never get them back, and maybe i hog my bed, but it's my bed and i like you in it!
I sould hit you more often!
And the oranges?
What?
The oranges have to go? this is something i don't like about you. i hate that you eat oranges in my bed!
You do?
Yeah, they're sticky and they make the sheets stink!
That's it?
I like my sheets!
What are you gonna give me for the oranges?
A negotiation?
Yep!
This could take a while!
It could!
Well, it looks like i may have to spend the night!
[ That night, for the first time, Big spent the night at my place! i realized that neither of us would eer fundamentally change but we were talking about it, and maybe that was the biggest change of all! the next day my sheets stunk of cigars! i changed them immediately!]

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